Sunday, March 6, 2011

Part Woman. Part Robot. All Geisha.


This is from the guy who brought you Tokyo Gore Police and Machine Girl (or sometimes Machine-Gun Girl). His latest feature is Frankenstein Girl VS Vampire Girl. The titles alone are enough to justify buying these gems on DVD. Depending on who you are this film (Robo-Geisha) is either a zero star movie or a five star movie. For me personally, it’s five!

RG’s plot is ludicrous, something about 2 sisters who hate each other, then love each other then hate again then they compete for who has more robotic parts. Yoshi gets blades that come out of her armpits, her evil sister gets boob-guns and then there are these women goblins that wear these odd phallic masks. I don’t know.

I don’t even know how to describe this movie to you. You just have to watch it and love it! The goblin girls shoot ninja stars out of their butts and toxic breast milk! Also, a giant pagoda comes to life as a robot and destroys buildings. When it crushes them they bleed. Yes the buildings BLEED!

Where else you gonna see that?



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