Tuesday, November 3, 2009

We didn’t start the fire…

Firestarter.

Drew Barrymore and company (David Keith, Martin Sheen, and George C Scott) star in this Stephen King adaptation.

Don’t be alarmed, I have seen this before, but not since I was younger, so when I recently saw it again, I decided to review it.

Drew can start fires, her father can Push people into doing things (basically mind control, which they call Pushing – not to be confused with the recent movie called Push – hmmmm). They are on the run from THE SHOP, scientists that wanna use them and abuse them and make them into weapons – which would be cool mind you, but Drew doesn’t wanna be a weapon, she’s a little girl!

Basically they are on the run for act 1, and act 2 they are captured and a bunch of cool stuff happens. Drew is a cutiepie in this movie and she acted really well.

There is a lot on her shoulders here. She loses her mother, she sets guys on fire, she gets taken from her dad, held hostage and then forced by the government to do experiments and not to mention that George C Scott lies to her, pretends to be her friend only to betray her later…holly crap!!!!

That’s more acting that all of the movies that came out this year combined!

Anyway, Drew makes them all pay with one hell of a fire show and basically blows up everything that can be blown up with the budget they had.

You should see/buy this movie.

4/5

J-Man

This is the Twilight Zone and you are on your own…


Twilight Zone: The Movie.

TZ was a TV show, that was all about screwed up stories that alter time, reality, and space. Anything and everything was possible. It was great show so obviously a movie would come to be.
I have seen this before, but since it was on during Halloween, I decided to watch it.

There are 5 stories in this one. Most are re-created from old TV episodes, and just modernized a bit.

The first (and maybe the best) is about 2 guys driving down a lonely road and trying to pass the time. The driver starts to do weird stuff to scare the passenger (played by Dan Akroyd). Later the passenger asks if the driver wants to see something really scary. I wont tell you what happens next!

The stories were directed by Joe Dante, Steven Spielberg, George Miller, and John Landis. All are good and worth seeing. I also love the last story where a man, who is travelling on a plane, looks out the window and sees a monster eating the engine!

All cool stuff.

You should all see it.

3.5/5

J-Man

So, what exactly constitutes Good Hair?


I managed to see Good Hair on Friday. The wife and I were actually looking for Michael Moore’s latest, but apparently it’s no longer playing on any screens near us. But there was Good Hair, a documentary starring none other than Chris Rock, who in my estimation has always been a little more socially minded than most comics of his generation (if you haven’t seen it, you should track down CB4, a vicious harpooning of “gansta rap” that’s actually more relevant today than when it was made).

Good Hair is about the constant drive among African Americans and the media to straighten black hair, and why straight hair is referred to as “good” hair among blacks. It’s something I’ve always been curious about too, and Chris happened upon the subject (as we’re shown in the movie) when his 3 year old daughter asked him why she didn’t have good hair, being born with naturally nappy hair. It’s amazing to think that we just accept Black people with super-straight, long, flowing hair as natural when we watch music video divas and such and we forget that they weren’t born with hair like that.

Chris takes us into some sort of hair styling competition, a trade show for black hair products (a multi-billion dollar industry) and the inner workings of the industry (with a lot of the companies run happily by African Americans). He also goes to India where Indians shave their heads for religious ceremonies not knowing that their hair is worth millions and is turned into weaves sold in the U.S. (there’s one scene where an Indian man is lugging a suitcase full of $15,000 of hair around L.A., selling to salons). And there’s a hilarious scene where Chris is in a barber shop and asks the men there if not being able to touch a black woman’s hair (because black women straighten or wear weaves that are not to be touched) drives black men to white women. One dude gets up and shouts “Yes!” and makes this big speech while other men are trying to shush him up and a bunch of women start getting mad. The camera cuts to Chris and he starts laughing.

A lot of this film rides on Chris Rock’s capable shoulders. He’s a very easy going guy, not too aggressive, and he’s not out to make fun of people or make them feel bad. He’s just showing us this side of the African American experience and asking why we have to subject black girls (some as young as 3) to the painful process of straightening (a.k.a. relaxing) hair. There’s one scene where Chris gets a chemist to do some experiments with the chemical used in “relaxing” black hair. The chemist dips aluminum Pepsi cans (I’m sure Pepsi was happy with this) into vats of these chemicals, and they’re completely eaten through! Heck, one can actually turns transparent before crumbling (reminding me of the “transparent aluminum” from Star Trek IV, but I digress). They show the effects of the chemical if it’s left on the scalp for too long (too long being a minute or 2) and there are these thick scabs burned into peoples’ skin. And they put this on children to straighten their hair! Chris talks about why straight hair is glorified in society while kinky or nappy hair is seen as “not put together” and “neat” enough.

It’s odd to me, after seeing decades of African Americans screaming about certain things oppressing them like “black-face” or gansta’ rap portraying young black men as killers and the like, to see African Americans on the whole at total peace with seeing their own natural hair they were born with be politicized and perceived as “dirty” and running out and undergoing painful processes to achieve more “European” or “Asian” looking hair. And this is practically across the board. I never in this documentary see anyone express regret about that, nor did I see anyone try to come up with a solution, like maybe coming up with a new hairstyle involving natural African American hair. If anything, most of what’s talked about by the people Chris interviews is one subject: money. How much certain styles and weaves cost, how much the industry makes, how much company X makes, how much certain countries make off of America’s hunger for weaves, etc. In many ways, I think it’s good that Chris Rock made this film because I don’t think there had been any serious dialogue about this subject before this film came out.

Anyhow, this is an interesting documentary. Catch it when it comes out on DVD.
3/5

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Friday, October 30, 2009

Super Halloween post: Hillarious House of Frightenstein, Ghost Hunters clips, Castlevania (NES)

I thought I'd do something more in the Halloween spirit, as the season seems to be wildly popular in recent years (it usually is in times of war or financial crisis for some reason). First, I'll start of with a clip from one of my favourite shows as a kid: The Hillarious House of Frightenstein. Not only did this show feature loving renditions of Universal monsters in a children's show, but it also featured psychadelic sequences like the one below (the best part of the show, and sadly cut out of DVD releases due to an attempt to not pay out royalties for the songs).




Next we have a collection of clips from the show Ghost Hunters. For the past few years, shows about ghostly sightings and paranormal goings on have become hot (like Ghost Hunters, Paranormal State, etc.) and Paranormal Activity is proving to be a financial force at the box-office. I've always been fascinated by horror entertainment purporting to be "real". It ads an element of creepiness and even if I know it's fake, the "realistic", unpolished asthetic is still somewhat disturbing to me at times. That said, I'm not a big fan of Ghost Hunters. They seem to always record one bit of evidence from every place they investigate (suggesting fakery) and there's usually a constant soundtrack over everything, undercutting any creepiness that I would usually feel from watching this stuff. It usually feels too polished. Anyway, enjoy and see for yourself!




Okay, let's end off on a lighter note. below ia a speed run (in two parts) of the classic NES game Castlevania, complete with rediculous end credit sequence with stupid pun-filled names. In its time, Castlevania was the best horror game around (at least it was certainly the most popular) and it used a lot of the horror tropes gamers were still familiar with from movies (namely, Universal horror movies with their castles, wherewolves, and black-caped vampires, etc.). Nowadays, unfortunatley, stuff like that is seen as quaint as today's horror audiences and gamers are more into surprsingly agile zombies, genetic mutations, killer alien warriors and the like. Still, if you were 10 in 1987 and were playing Castlevania for 4 hours alone with monsters constantly attacking you, you'd be a little creeped out too (as well as annoyed by being thrown 2 feet into a pit every time you were merely touched by something).







Happy Halloween!
-Deceptisean

This is it.


Michael Jackson’s This is It.

This is not really a movie. It’s not documentary footage about MJ and his life. This is basically a concert with behind the scenes footage. Remember that MJ didn’t shoot this footage with the intention of making a movie. So all of his actions and reactions are genuine, he is not performing to the camera. He died before he could do this concert, and had he completed it, it would have been the best concert in the history of music. As it is, we only see one quarter of what it would have been, and that quarter was better than every concert I have ever seen! Remember we are seeing rehearsals only, and with just the rehearsal footage, I am impressed.

Not only with the material – MJ’s songs are great – and he plays ALL THE HITS, but with MJ himself.

He is in total control of everything. He even auditions the dancers…there must be like 300 or more of these guys and he goes through all of them!

During the zombie sequence in thriller (a new sequence that is just amazing!) MJ watches all the footage and directs everything that goes on. He cues all the music, and knows every single note of all of his songs.

To top it off, he is very humble. He seems very sweet at times and really seems like he is loving what he is doing. Frequently he looses himself in the song and begins to really sing – something he doesn’t wanna do because he is saving his voice for the show. Well let me tell you, his rehearsal voice is just as good as most peoples studio dubs!!!!

If you are fan of MJ you should see this film for sure. Even if you are a casual fan, you’ll find yourself singing along and moving to the beat.

It was so great that my wife has decided to post her review on the forum.
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drop us a line and let us know what you think.

5/5

J-Man

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Poster Art


I’m a big fan of movie posters. I currently own over 100. Not much by collector standards, but when I also collect action figures and dvds (currently 2250 dvds – real ones, not burned copies), I think I’m doing pretty good with posters.

In any case a few months ago I found this site that showcases high quality images of movie posters. Mostly horror, Sci-fi, and anything odd. They are all high quality poster prints that can be downloaded for free and you can have them printed out and framed even. I found ghosttown on there (both the theatrical and video poster – video is the above one). Ghosttown is my favorite movie poster and this place had a high quality download of it without any print. Just the artwork! This was such a great find for me that I just had to post it.

Check the site out when you can.


J-Man

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Parking Wars


I have been watching Parking Wars on A&E for a while now. It’s pretty funny and I really enjoy the show, but it does prove one thing, that these parking authority guys are out to get you.

Now I am no anarchist, but I believe in laws that actually protect the innocent and punish criminals. Like stealing, or killing, not some guy leaving his car 1 foot away from the curb and getting a ticket for it.

That being said, these parking laws are in place for a reason. If someone parks on a sidewalk, they obstruct people walking about. That is very minor in my book, but it does affect people in their day to day lives. So they may deserve a ticket.

The big thing with these meter maids is that they claim there is no quota to meet. Which may be true, you don’t have to meet it, but if you don’t, then you could get reprimanded. Its like the pizza guys, they say 30 mins or free, so they drive fast to make it in time…but we are told, “in order to not force our guys to drive fast, we do not take the free pizza out of their paycheck.” I knew a guy who delivered food and that is not a lie. They really don’t take it out of your pay, but try and get 3 free orders by being late, and you’re fired.

That being said, if there really is no quota, no loss of pay etc, then why are the guys on this show so excited about ticketing and booting cars? Like what’s the point. You didn’t nail a murderer or something. It’s just some regular guy who didn’t pay his ticket, which is a BS law anyway.

I have only ever gotten 1 parking ticket in my life and it was at Bergamot (my old stomping grounds) when I was picking up a Chapion. I parked for literally 2 mins, ran inside the building and helped him carry some stuff to the car. I get back, $75 ticket. It’s impossible for that guy to have just been there…he saw me come in and park and when I ran inside, he ran to my car and ticketed me.

Now I was in the wrong. It said no parking…but I lived there for 25 years of my life and it was NEVER a no parking spot. It was just added there a month ago and I never noticed. Ok, so I paid it and that’s that.

But if there is no quota, why would the guy nail me like that without giving me a min to come back? He saw me running (not because it was no parking, but because my buddy needed help to carry his stuff), so he knew I was in a hurry.

Parking Wars shows a lot of these guys saying “It’s my job, I am just doing my job.” I do my job too, and believe me there are a lot of rules. Salesmen must fill out a request for my to provide prices for boxes (I price boxes, for those who don’t know). Now if they don’t fill in all the details (most of which are pointless) I have to give the request back to them. But salesmen are usually the road, so they wont be back in the office till the next day or two, by that time their customer has gotten a price from someone else, and we lost that business, and the salesmen loses his commission for it. All because he didn’t fill out the form properly. I am within my rights as per the company to return this improperly filled out form…but I don’t. I just call the rep and ask them. They tell me the info and say they’re sorry for missing that and it’s done.

I don’t try to hurt the salesmen by teaching him a lesson about filling out forms. “That’ll teach you to fill out forms properly buddy!” This is the attitude of the these guys. They are out to prove they are better than you because they have authority and you don’t. Give me a break here.

I am not against these parking people who are doing their job. And people shouldn’t park where there is no parking. All I am saying is that it’s not a crime and the parking guys don’t need to act like it is. And I am a bit tense that they ENJOY giving the tickets. I don’t enjoy my job, so if it’s just a job, why get so much joy out of it?

In any case the show is still really fun to watch. People get super pissed off and there is always a yelling match. I love the conflict. Most of the time the parking guys are right in the sense that the meter did run out, they did park too far off the curb etc. But it’s still funny to see them get upset over it.

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J-Man